Will the royal baby get a name?

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We’re not sure how we missed this, but apparently Kate Middleton and Prince William had sex roughly 9 months ago! But wait, it gets even more interesting: earlier today in England their baby was born. Apparently carnal knowledge is known to have a side effect to it, which manifests itself in the form of a tiny human.

The tiny human is a tiny man, for the moment without a name. As far as we’re concerned, we’d love for the little guy to remain nameless, as a homage to Clint Eastwood’s Man with No Name. We’ll be tracking this news intensely, because babies and royalty are things we can’t get enough of.

If the baby is to be named, which is still up in the air at the moment, what do you guys think it will or should be? Also William and Kate, don’t hesitate to contact us if you’d like to receive a free pair of sunglasses. And yes, we do sell children’s sunglasses. We recommend the Ray Ban Junior.

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